Transparency International's year 1999 Corruption Perception Index places India as the 28th most corrupt country in the world. This is a Slippage Improvement of six positions over 1998 achievement, notwithstanding addition of new countries to the list. This international honour has merited a very serious attention of the government and, understandably, several of its departments are working overtime to look into the matter. The paper looks at some of the alternatives available for implementation, though in a satirical vein.